I was walking through my local cemetary the other day when i saw four men carrying a cofin round and round.
An hour later when i came back through they were still walking round and round.
I thought to myself they have lost plot, they have.
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- Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:42 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Iceland
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- Fri May 02, 2008 1:35 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Gay Bar
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- Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:12 pm
- Forum: Rants and Raves
- Topic: Transporting slalom boats - Inside an estate ?
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I used to go to slaloms back in the early 90s with the old style Toyota Hiace LWB van my 4 meter boat fitted in a treat you just had to fold down the middle seat and it would tuck up under the dash a treat so it wouldnt go through the windscreen if you braked hard. Mind you getting 1st gear was a b...
- Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:01 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Madness
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- Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:04 am
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Rampant Toad
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- Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:37 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Garden Centre
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Sunday morning found me strolling round my local garden centre. i decided to buy a bag of bulbs to brighten up my window boxes, on my way out the cashier said "Would i like some Peat. I exploded with rage!! HOW VERY DARE YOU!! I dont want any Pete, John or Harry for that matter thank you very much....
- Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:16 pm
- Forum: Rants and Raves
- Topic: Discretion??
- Replies: 32
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Does anyone remember back in the Eighties when some of the F1 cars were so light during the race they used to come into the pits near the end of the race to fill up with ballast so they wouldnt be under weight during scrutineering. My answer is bung the man on the scales a tenner so he looks the ot...
- Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:00 am
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Tee Shirts
- Replies: 0
- Views: 20962
- Thu May 03, 2007 4:20 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Wristbands
- Replies: 10
- Views: 33885
- Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:03 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Wristbands
- Replies: 10
- Views: 33885
mmm interesting. Intercourse with an angler eh. I have been tempted in the past to "Insert my paddle" into some of the more friendly anglers i have encountered on my travels and say to them in the style of Ken Dodd "Hows that for a Carbon Shaft" especially after being, Verbally abused, spat at, or ...
- Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:04 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Wristbands
- Replies: 10
- Views: 33885
- Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:15 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Wristbands
- Replies: 10
- Views: 33885
I have done a bit of market research into my new product and found out that Glastonbury is no longer attended by Brown Trousered Brown rice eating Gaurdian readers. Now its your Forty something Daily Mail, Daily Torygraph readers and members of the Hang em Flog em Send em back Brigade. I worry my p...
- Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:25 pm
- Forum: Muppet Show
- Topic: Wristbands
- Replies: 10
- Views: 33885
I have noticed that some of the younger paddlers are sporting some of those plastic wristbands, you know the ones that are worn by Bono et all that say things like: Be Nice to Mr Foxy Woxey: Hug a Tree: George Bush is a Nasty Man: and Poverty isnt very nice: Well ive come up with my own range, Go H...
- Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:43 pm
- Forum: Rants and Raves
- Topic: Prize money! - An Idea
- Replies: 8
- Views: 6026